It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Anonymous
You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you
You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you?
That’s why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody
That’s why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven’t seen any of them around lately
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven’t seen any of them around lately.
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can’t even get my head above water
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can’t even get my head above water!
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can’t drive
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can’t drive.
Sitting at home the way I do, I’d just love the hear from people. It’d be a great help in passing the time
Sitting at home the way I do, I’d just love the hear from people. It’d be a great help in passing the time.
Once they get their hooks into you, you’re a dead pigeon
Once they get their hooks into you, you’re a dead pigeon.
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.
I’m one of those writers who, when writing, believes she’s god-and that she hasn’t bestowed free will on any of her characters. In that sense there are no surprises in any of my books
I’m one of those writers who, when writing, believes she’s god-and that she hasn’t bestowed free will on any of her characters. In that sense there are no surprises in any of my books.